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        So this one guy tried to steal this sand from my land. What an idiot. You don't steal sand from us. So my company sent me out to find the guy, since on Mars, there really isn't a legal system, so we have to deal with stupid idiots ourselves. I am the most qualified for the job, since I wear a mask, and look like a ninja. So everyone thought he was headed to Achar, but my instincts said I should go check Aban instead. I was right, but my ninja instincts that led me there had led me into a trap. I showed up and fell into a slide that slid me to the bottom of the crater. I couldn't clime back up it, because it was too small. It was very